posh-cats.psm1
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.SYNOPSIS Get random name of cats. .DESCRIPTION This function allows you to get a single or a list of name of cats. .PARAMETER All Show all cat names. .EXAMPLE Get-CatName This command get a single cat name. e.g Gracie .EXAMPLE Get-CatName -All This command get all cat names. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatName { Param( [Parameter(ValueFromPipeline=$true, ValueFromPipelineByPropertyName=$true)] [switch]$All ) $allCats = LoadCatNames if ($All -eq $true) { return $allCats } $allCats | Get-Random } <# .SYNOPSIS Get a cat face emoji. .DESCRIPTION This function write a cat face emoji in the console using the Emoji Unicode Symbol. Your shell need suport Unicode. .EXAMPLE Get-CatEmoji This command return a cat emoji face. 🐱 #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatEmoji { ConvertUnicodeToString -UnicodeChars "U+1F431" } <# .SYNOPSIS Open the "100 Most Important Cat Pictures Of All Time" page on BuzzFeed. .DESCRIPTION Open BuzzFeed in the cutiest page about cats. OK, this is it. This is the one. We can all finally shut down the internet and go home after this. .EXAMPLE Get-CatBuzz This command open BuzzFeed in your browser. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatBuzz { OpenPage "https://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/best-cat-pictures" } <# .SYNOPSIS Get a random image of cats. .DESCRIPTION Open a cat image in your browser. .EXAMPLE Get-CatImage This command open a cat image in your browser. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatImage { $targetUrl = if ($IsWindows -eq $true) { "https://thecatapi.com/api/images/get?api_key=MjQyMzQ3" } else { "http://thecatapi.com/api/images/get" } OpenPage $targetUrl } <# .SYNOPSIS Open a MeowMix video in youtube. .DESCRIPTION Open a 10h MeowMix video in youtube. .EXAMPLE Get-CatMeowMix This command open MeowMix in youtube. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatMeowMix { OpenPage "https://youtu.be/SbyZDq76T74" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a meow sound effect. .DESCRIPTION Pay a wav sound of cat meowing. .EXAMPLE Get-CatMeow This command play a meow effect. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatMeow { PlayCatSound "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-meow.wav" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a baby cat meow sound effect. .DESCRIPTION Pay a wav sound of baby cat meowing. .EXAMPLE Get-CatBabyMeow This command play a baby cat meow effect. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatBabyMeow { PlayCatSound "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-baby-meow.wav" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a sound effect of cats fighting. .DESCRIPTION Pay a wav sound of cats fighting. .EXAMPLE Get-CatFight This command play cats fighting. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatFight { PlayCatSound "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-fight.wav" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a sound effect of a cat angry. .DESCRIPTION Pay a wav sound of an angry cat. .EXAMPLE Get-CatAngry This command play a angry cat. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatAngry { PlayCatSound "$PSScriptRoot/cat-angry.wav" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a purr sound effect. .DESCRIPTION Play a purr... purr... purr sound effect (purr is the sound when the cat want some affection). .EXAMPLE Get-CatPurr This command play a purr cat effect. #> function Get-CatPurr { PlayCatSound "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-purr.wav" } <# .SYNOPSIS Play a yowl (when the cat is angry) sound effect. .DESCRIPTION Play a yowl sound effect. This effect is very common in adult cats. .EXAMPLE Get-CatYowl This command play a yowl cat effect. #> [CmdletBinding] function Get-CatYowl { PlayCatSound "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-yowl.wav" } function ConvertUnicodeToString { param ( [Parameter(Mandatory = $true)] [string]$unicodeChars ) $unicodeChars = $unicodeChars -replace 'U\+', ''; $unicodeArray = @(); foreach ($unicodeChar in $unicodeChars.Split(' ')) { $intRepresentation = [System.Convert]::ToInt32($unicodeChar, 16); $unicodeArray += [System.Char]::ConvertFromUtf32($intRepresentation); } $unicodeArray -join [String]::Empty; } function LoadCatNames { Get-Content -Raw -Path "$PSSCriptRoot/cat-names.json" | ConvertFrom-Json } function PlayCatSound ($file) { if ($IsWindows -eq $true) { $player = New-Object System.Media.SoundPlayer $player.SoundLocation = Get-Item $file $player.Play() } else { open $file --hide } } function OpenPage ($url) { if ($IsWindows -eq $true) { Start-Process -FilePath $url } else { open "$url" --args "$url" } } # Before PowerShell Core, the variable $IsWindows do not exist $IsWindows = $IsWindows -or $PSVersionTable.PSEdition -eq "Desktop" # Export only the functions using PowerShell standard verb-noun naming. # Be sure to list each exported functions in the FunctionsToExport field of the module manifest file. # This improves performance of command discovery in PowerShell. Export-ModuleMember -Function *-* |