PowerBOFH

2.0.0

src/PowerBOFH.psm1

#Requires -Version 5.0

Function Get-Excuse {
    [Alias('New-Excuse', 'New-BofhExcuse', 'Get-BofhExcuse', 'bofh')]
    [CmdletBinding()]
    [OutputType([String])]
    Param()

    $ExcusesPath = Join-Path -Path ((Get-Module 'PowerBOFH').ModuleBase) -ChildPath 'contrib'
    Write-Debug "Looking for excuses in $ExcusesPath."

    $Excuses = [String[]]@()
    Get-ChildItem -Path $ExcusesPath -Filter '*.txt' -Recurse | ForEach-Object {
        $Excuses += Read-ExcuseFile $_ -Debug:$DebugPreference
    }

    Write-Verbose "We have $($Excuses.Count) potential excuses. How exciting."
    If ($Excuses.Count -eq 0) {
        Return 'The excuse generator is broken.'
    }
    Else {
        Return $Excuses[(Get-Random $Excuses.Count) - 1]
    }
}

Function Read-ExcuseFile {
    [CmdletBinding()]
    [OutputType([String[]])]
    Param(
        [Parameter(Mandatory, Position=0, ValueFromPipeline)]
        [IO.FileInfo] $InputObject
    )
    
    Write-Debug "Reading excuses from $($InputObject.FullName)..."
    $MoreExcuses  = [String[]]@()
    $MoreExcuses += (Get-Content -Path $InputObject.FullName -Encoding 'UTF8' -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue)
    Write-Debug "Loaded $($MoreExcuses.Count) excuses from $InputObject."
    Return $MoreExcuses
}