Public/Show-ComputerBanner.ps1
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Function Show-ComputerBanner { <# .SYNOPSIS Displays a banner with system information. .DESCRIPTION This function displays a banner with system information that is similar to neofetch on Linux. .EXAMPLE PS> Show-ComputerBanner ,.=:^!^!t3Z3z., :tt:::tt333EE3 Et:::ztt33EEE @Ee., .., 2023-11-15 3:32:33 PM ;tt:::tt333EE7 ;EEEEEEttttt33# :Et:::zt333EEQ. SEEEEEttttt33QL User: jimmy it::::tt333EEF @EEEEEEttttt33F Hostname: DESKTOP-CUSTOM ;3=*^```'*4EEV :EEEEEEttttt33@. OS: Microsoft Windows 11 Pro Insider Preview ,.=::::it=., ` @EEEEEEtttz33QF Kernel: NT 10.0.25992 ;::::::::zt33) '4EEEtttji3P* Uptime: 1 days, 17 hours, 44 minutes :t::::::::tt33.:Z3z.. `` ,..g. Shell: Powershell 7.4.0-rc.1 i::::::::zt33F AEEEtttt::::ztF CPU: Intel Core i7-10750H @ 2.60GHz ;:::::::::t33V ;EEEttttt::::t3 Processes: 524 E::::::::zt33L @EEEtttt::::z3F Current Load: 8% {3=*^```'*4E3) ;EEEtttt:::::tZ` Memory: 24968mb/32577mb Used ` :EEEEtttt::::z7 Disk: 711gb/900gb Used 'VEzjt:;;z>*` `` .NOTES The function uses WMI to query the system information. .LINK Get-CimInstance #> [CmdletBinding()] [Alias('windowsfetch')] Param() Begin { # Perform WMI Queries $Wmi_OperatingSystem = Get-CimInstance -Query 'Select lastbootuptime,TotalVisibleMemorySize,FreePhysicalMemory,caption,version From win32_operatingsystem' $Wmi_Processor = Get-CimInstance -Query 'Select Name,LoadPercentage From Win32_Processor' $Wmi_LogicalDisk = Get-CimInstance -Query 'Select Size,FreeSpace From Win32_LogicalDisk Where DeviceID="C:"' # Assign variables $Date = Get-Date $OS = $Wmi_Operatingsystem.Caption $Kernel = $Wmi_Operatingsystem.Version $Uptime = "$(($Uptime = $Date - $Wmi_Operatingsystem.LastBootUpTime).Days) days, $($Uptime.Hours) hours, $($Uptime.Minutes) minutes" $Shell = '{0}' -f $PSVersionTable.PSVersion.toString() $CPU = $Wmi_Processor.Name -replace '\(C\)', '' -replace '\(R\)', '' -replace '\(TM\)', '' -replace 'CPU', '' -replace '\s+', ' ' $Processes = (Get-Process).Count $CurrentLoad = $Wmi_Processor.LoadPercentage $Memory = '{0}mb/{1}mb Used' -f (([math]::round($Wmi_Operatingsystem.TotalVisibleMemorySize / 1KB)) - ([math]::round($Wmi_Operatingsystem.FreePhysicalMemory / 1KB))), ([math]::round($Wmi_Operatingsystem.TotalVisibleMemorySize / 1KB)) $Disk = '{0}gb/{1}gb Used' -f (([math]::round($Wmi_LogicalDisk.Size / 1GB)) - ([math]::round($Wmi_LogicalDisk.FreeSpace / 1GB))), ([math]::round($Wmi_LogicalDisk.Size / 1GB)) } Process { Write-Host ('') Write-Host ('') Write-Host (' ,.=:^!^!t3Z3z., ') -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' :tt:::tt333EE3 ') -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' Et:::ztt33EEE ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' @Ee., .., ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host $Date -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host (' ;tt:::tt333EE7') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' ;EEEEEEttttt33# ') -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host (' :Et:::zt333EEQ.') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' SEEEEEttttt33QL ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host ('User: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host ("$env:username") -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' it::::tt333EEF') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' @EEEEEEttttt33F ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host ('Hostname: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host ("$env:computername") -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" ;3=*^``````'*4EEV") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' :EEEEEEttttt33@. ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host ('OS: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $OS -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' ,.=::::it=., ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host ("``") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host (' @EEEEEEtttz33QF ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host ('Kernel: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host ('NT ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host $Kernel -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' ;::::::::zt33) ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" '4EEEtttji3P* ") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host ('Uptime: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $Uptime -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' :t::::::::tt33.') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (':Z3z.. ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host (" ````") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host (' ,..g. ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('Shell: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host ("Powershell $Shell") -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' i::::::::zt33F') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' AEEEtttt::::ztF ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('CPU: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $CPU -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' ;:::::::::t33V') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' ;EEEttttt::::t3 ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('Processes: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $Processes -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' E::::::::zt33L') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' @EEEtttt::::z3F ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('Current Load: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $CurrentLoad -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host ('%') -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" {3=*^``````'*4E3)") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" ;EEEtttt:::::tZ`` ") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('Memory: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $Memory -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" ``") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (' :EEEEtttt::::z7 ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('Disk: ') -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red Write-Host $Disk -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host (" 'VEzjt:;;z>*`` ") -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host (" ```` ") -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host ('') } End { } } |