PSQuotes.psm1
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Function Get-BrainyQuote { <# .SYNOPSIS Get the quote of the day from BrainyQuote.com .PARAMETER Type You can select from the following quote categories: Today Art Funny Love Nature .PARAMETER Author You can also get quotes from a favorite author. 1. Go to: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors 2. Click on your author 3. Find the author name in the Address Bar a. Example: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/a-boogie-wit-da-hoodie-quotes b. Author name would be: a-boogie-wit-da-hoodie 4. Put that into the Author parameter .NOTES ??? Author:???????????? Martin Pugh ??? Twitter:??????????? @thesurlyadm1n ??? Spiceworks:???????? Martin9700 ??? Blog:?????????????? www.thesurlyadmin.com ??? Changelog: ? ? ? ? 2/11/21 ? ? ?? Initial Release to PowerShellGallery #> [CmdletBinding(DefaultParameterSetName="type")] Param ( [Parameter(Position=0, ParameterSetName="type")] [ValidateSet("Today","Art","Funny","Love","Nature")] [string]$Type = "Today", [Parameter(Position=0, ParameterSetName="author")] [string]$Author ) If ($PSCmdlet.ParameterSetName -eq "type") { $Page = Switch ($Type) { "Today" { "quotebr.rss" } "Art" { "quotear.rss" } "Funny" { "quotefu.rss" } "Love" { "quotelo.rss" } "Nature" { "quotena.rss" } } [xml]$Raw = Invoke-WebRequest -Uri "https://www.brainyquote.com/link/$Page" | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Content $Quote = $Raw.rss.channel.item | Select-Object -First 1 Write-Output "$($Quote.Description) - $($Quote.Title)" } ElseIf ($PSCmdlet.ParameterSetName -eq "author") { $Author = $Author -replace "-quotes" $Author = $Author -replace "https://www\.brainyquote\.com/authors" $Quotes = Invoke-WebRequest -URI "https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/$Author-quotes" $Quote = $Quotes.Images.Alt | Where-Object { $_ -ne "BrainyQuote" } | Get-Random Write-Output $Quote } } Function Get-DadJoke { <# .SYNOPSIS Random Dad joke .NOTES ??? Author:???????????? Martin Pugh ??? Twitter:??????????? @thesurlyadm1n ??? Spiceworks:???????? Martin9700 ??? Blog:?????????????? www.thesurlyadmin.com ??? Changelog: ? ? ? ? 2/11/21 ? ? ?? Initial Release to PowerShellGallery #> Invoke-RestMethod -Uri "https://icanhazdadjoke.com" -Headers @{accept="application/json"} | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Joke } |