FreeDadJokes.psm1
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function Get-DadJoke() { <# .SYNOPSIS Get stupid Dad Jokes on the Powershell commandline! .DESCRIPTION Unleash the ultimate arsenal of eye-rolling, groan-inducing stupidity right from your command line! This PowerShell command fetches classic dad jokes guaranteed to make coworkers sigh, friends question your humour, and children regret asking. Perfect for when you need a laugh—or at least to inflict one on others .PARAMETER None .INPUTS .OUTPUTS .EXAMPLE Get-DadJoke This command will return two lines of output. The leadup, and the joke. .NOTES Author : Michael Free Date : 2025-03-22 License : Free Custom License (FCL) v1.0 Copyright : 2025, Michael Free. All Rights Reserved. .LINK https://github.com/Michael-Free/FreeDadJokes #> $jokeAPI = 'https://official-joke-api.appspot.com/random_joke' $testJokeAPI = Invoke-WebRequest -Uri $jokeAPI -Method HEAD -UseBasicParsing if (-not $testJokeAPI.StatusCode -eq 200) { throw 'Joke API Route Unavailable' } $dadJoke = Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $jokeAPI -Method Get if (-not ($dadJoke | Get-Member -Name 'setup') -and -not ($dadJoke | Get-Member -Name 'punchline')) { throw 'setup and punchline object unavailabe in response' } Write-Output $dadJoke.setup Write-Output $dadJoke.punchline } |